Kolle witte Mann



Comedy by Dietmar Jacobs and Moritz Netenjakob Low German by Rolf Petersen Premiere March 27, 2026

"Dat Best wier, Se sprütten noch dat Logo von de GRÜNEN auf de Urne un ersetten denn' Paster dörch Conchita Wurst!"

You can't even die in peace. The funeral service for company boss Gernot Steinfels was actually perfectly planned. The congregation has gathered, the priest is ready, the wreath is draped. But then a heated discussion breaks out among the management team at Feinwäsche Steinfels GmbH. The text on the ribbon of the wreath, "In deep mourning, your employees", simply didn't mean anything to some of the company's female employees and the marketing department also feared a shitstorm on social media channels. However, Horst Bohne, the managing director-to-be, does not want to give any space to such "wokeness" as gender stars. And so an exchange of blows begins between boomers and Generation Z, between feminists and conservatives, about Me Too, sexist corporate advertising, body-shaming ...

After the successful comedy Extrawurst, the author duo Dietmar Jacobs and Moritz Netenjakob, known for the series Pastewka and awarded the Grimme Prize for Stromberg, once again take a critical but thoroughly humorous look at the current social debates of our time.

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